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$MARCUS — the worm that wiggled into the blockchain

They said he was just a worm in VRChat. They were wrong. From neon VR clubs to the front page of TikTok, Marcus evolved into a belly-protruding, liquidity‑sipping menace. His eyes have seen every rug, pump and dump. His waddle? Pure bullish momentum. Robert, help me.

Contract Address
Tip: Share this CA to dodge fakes.
Ticker
$MARCUS
Supply
1,000,000,000
Marcus whispering — the cartel’s going long

Lore

Long ago, in the shadowy backrooms of the metaverse, Marcus witnessed the great rugging of his friend Jimbo James. The Cartel took him, and now Marcus is on a quest — not for justice, but for 1000x gains. Every $MARCUS holder joins the Cartel Retrieval Unit: a brotherhood bound by degeneracy, memes, and diamond hands.

“Jimbo’s gone… but the gains are here, Robert.”
Marcus with rocket — Robert, I sold the house

Tokenomics

The boring-but-real part.

Supply
1,000,000,000
No Insiders
Zero team wallets. Zero VCs. Zero pre‑mine.
Fair Launch
100% fair launch. No dev tokens. All community.
Tokenomics (or lack thereof)
  • Supply: Infinite? Finite? Who cares. WAGMI.
  • Taxes: 0% in, 0% out. The worm doesn’t eat crumbs.
  • Utility: None. Your utility is the serotonin rush from green candles.
  • Roadmap:
    • Phase 1: Wiggle into your bags
    • Phase 2: Wiggle into your heart
    • Phase 3: Wiggle onto Binance front page

The Cult of the Worm

Owning $MARCUS isn’t just buying a coin — it’s swearing allegiance to the Belly Gang. We speak in riddles. We post cursed fan edits. We call each other “Robert.” When the bear hits, we keep wiggling.

Belly Gang — before and after

How to Buy

  1. Get a wallet (e.g., Phantom).
  2. Bridge or load funds.
  3. Put $MARCUS Official CA.
  4. Set slippage to degen levels if you must. Ape responsibly.
Disclaimer: This is a meme. Not financial advice. You can and will get rekt.
Send $MARCUS or Jimbo gets rug-pulled
Where's Jimbo James?

Can you out‑Marcus Marcus?

Glide, collect, and dodge. Rack up points in the official Marcus game. Post your high score, earn eternal degen respect.

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